Mark in his cell (the cleanest ive seen it)

^ This is literally how big the room is, i am standing by the door.

King of lazy

Today Mark hit an all time low of lazyness . - which is what inspired me to start the blog.
I walked into Mark's room to find him on his bed in his duvet cocoon watching tele with his laptop on his chair infront of him. He was using his big toe to move the curser and click as he couldnt be bothered to lean forward and use his hands.
He had also got hold of the phone number for a sandwich shop that delivers 1.99 meal deals to his halls. He bought 2 meal deals.

My Top 6 Mark photos

6

sexy mark.

5

4
Steaming drunk with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

3what is he doing!?

2
looking fresh.

1
After a night in Brighton, and visiting the hospital.
He looks like some kind of demon.

It Begins

This blog is dedicated to the one and only lazy, sloth, poor-excuse-for-a-human-being that is my good friend at university: Mark Rushton






Mark lives in a 2x4 metre 'cell' in Bateson Student halls, Portsmouth.
He sloths in his bed all day every day watching TV and going on Football365.com on his laptop.
his desk (which is supposed to be there to work on) is covered in beer cans which he disposes of once a semester and other crap that he cant be bothered to clear up.

The Cell has a distinct scent of B.O, cheese and sweat. It takes a few minutes to get used to.
The floor is like a mine field, covered in scattered cds, dirty clothes and other random items.
His Bed sheets were yellow/brown colour at one end...this was from his sweat. I recently convinced him to change the sheets.

I will be documenting marks ways on this blog. I wish i started earlier, there has been so much to document already.