Tuesday, 5 May 2009

It Begins

This blog is dedicated to the one and only lazy, sloth, poor-excuse-for-a-human-being that is my good friend at university: Mark Rushton

Mark lives in a 2x4 metre 'cell' in Bateson Student halls, Portsmouth.
He sloths in his bed all day every day watching TV and going on Football365.com on his laptop.
his desk (which is supposed to be there to work on) is covered in beer cans which he disposes of once a semester and other crap that he cant be bothered to clear up.

The Cell has a distinct scent of B.O, cheese and sweat. It takes a few minutes to get used to.
The floor is like a mine field, covered in scattered cds, dirty clothes and other random items.
His Bed sheets were yellow/brown colour at one end...this was from his sweat. I recently convinced him to change the sheets.

I will be documenting marks ways on this blog. I wish i started earlier, there has been so much to document already.

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